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I swear sometimes. But I'm not sorry.

4.13.2009

The Natural World Sucks



<31hp 102m 60mv> You start fighting A mouse.
> A mouse ducks to the ground, narrowly avoiding your strike!
> A mouse skillfully dodges your assault.
> A mouse is in excellent condition.
<31hp 102m 60mv>
> A mouse strikes you with terminal brutality!
> You are stunned, but will probably recover.

Sidenote: HA! Just when you were all "omigosh, she's going to get to Day 100!", I eliminate the number system.

Take that.

2 comments:

Big Sam D April 14, 2009 at 5:42 PM  

Just for the record, you're like the greatest person I know.