The Natural World Sucks

<31hp 102m 60mv> You start fighting A mouse.
> A mouse ducks to the ground, narrowly avoiding your strike!
> A mouse skillfully dodges your assault.
> A mouse is in excellent condition.
<31hp 102m 60mv>
> A mouse strikes you with terminal brutality!
> You are stunned, but will probably recover.

Sidenote: HA! Just when you were all "omigosh, she's going to get to Day 100!", I eliminate the number system.

Take that.